October 29, 2018

1. Man talk about a case of the Mondays...6 teachers out. Some teachers were out because a certain HBCU's homecoming was this weekend but that ain't none of my business. Rock star lifestyle might don't make it....to work on Monday

1a. Low on subs so we had to play that crazy coverage game. Lost a good, consistent sub this year too because of kids crying wolf because they were being bad...

1b. These kids are wild on Mondays...easily the worst day of the week.

2. Minority parents....the school-to-prison pipeline is real! BUT when your child does something that warrants legal action i.e. weapons, drugs, assault that is not the "man" out to get them. Luckily most offenses are punished via probation so a student can grow out of a bad mistake.

3. I like being an ear for my students but when your student tells you how their parents are prominent drug lords, with long rap sheets, and multiple police chases and assaults, AND how their parents are running the prison......I just want to leave. The parents are racist against black people too. So he says I don't want to meet them. OOOOK.

4. Getting to know your co-workers is cool UNTIL...you find out people are married but you know they have a work wife, then they try to hide their family, then other people have long-term girlfriends but work girlfriends too. I like to hear the mess but don't bring these real wives and girlfriends around...

4a. Even crazier when you find out this information because your philandering friend puts your philandering in the work group message.....

4b. Me, trying to be friendly:" Are you going to bring your spouse or kid to the next function?"

Somebody with something to hide: "No. I don't do that. I'm grown. I fly solo"

Let me go back to minding my business.

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